is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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