New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize