There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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