I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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