my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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