You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Randomize