I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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