gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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