why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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