Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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