so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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