Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
