i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
She announced her abortion via fbk
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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