remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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