Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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