He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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