we're blogging at a bar
We're facebook friends in real life
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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