Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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