i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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