No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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