This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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