ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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