I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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