I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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