Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
