How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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