I bet he comes in French.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
i think i just lost a toe
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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