When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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