There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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