drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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