White coat. Heels.
wanna go halves on a baby?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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