I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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