I looked at my own cervix.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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