Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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