first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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