wrigley field is MILF paradise
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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