I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
