do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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