She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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