Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Sponge bath it is.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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