I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
