He felt like a one man threesome
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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