I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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