I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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