Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Randomize
