butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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