I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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