I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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