I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
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