Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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