how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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