physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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