Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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